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Checking Vibes and taking namesWelcome to Peanutbutter Vibes Investigations — where we dish justice, drizzle accountability, and occasionally serve chaos for dessert.🥜 We Dish JusticeOur signature entrée.
Handcrafted cases seasoned with truth, garnished with petty precision, and slow-cooked in evidence.
Served with a side of “I told you so.”⚖️ AccountabilityA full-bodied flavor that lingers.
Pairs beautifully with documentation, screenshots, and public apologies.
Best enjoyed when your enemies pretend they’ve never heard of you.🔥 RetributionLimited edition — chef’s special.
Cold, calculated, and gluten-free.
Warning: may cause spontaneous introspection in wrongdoers.🦒 Trojan Giraffe Vibes (Add-On)Polite infiltration with a smile.
We blend in, observe everything, and leave behind light emotional confusion.🕵️ Vibe Investigation SamplerIncludes light background checks, social vibe audits, and energetic pattern recognition.
(Not admissible in court, but absolutely devastating in group chats.)☕ Emotional Damage LatteFor you, not them.
Extra foam. Served with validation sprinkles.
May the vibes be always peanutbutter
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